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God Tier Cosbytop: paperseverywhere: pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere: What sort of...

viria:

paperseverywhere:

pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere:

What sort of train wreck would Reverse Petstuck Jade and Karkat be like

Anonymous asked paperseverywhere:

Reverse petstuck with Jade and Karkat? I…

I know that you’re expecting something crazy but I saw this post on my Dash and I couldn’t help it. ;u; 

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

“WHY THE *&%# WOULD I DO THAT SHE’S ALREADY ASLEEP”

[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

[SLAMS THE DOOR]